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March 11, 2025 2025-03-17 12:26LP
Unleash eCommerce domination with our award-winning, big-brain approach
disrupt your category
DON'T TAKE PART – TAKE OVER
We drop culture bombs that wake up the ad snooze-fest
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WANT MEGA GROWTH?
We’ll flip your category like a spandex-clad pro-wrestler – power bombing your creative performance with our multi-award-winning results.
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Our secret sauce? Creativity.
Creative drives 56% of performance! So, if yours isn’t working harder than a cat burying crap on concrete, there’s a problem.
Why us?
Forget cookie-cutter ad agency bullsh*t. We’re growth dealers for brands with a pulse and a purpose. We got the hit you need.
Why creative kills
When peeps scroll past your ad like it’s roadkill – engagement fades, conversions crash, CPAs bloat, and ROI whimpers. The cure? New creative to jolt it back to life.
Creative Fatigue
Be anything but boring
Creative Fatigue Data 🥱
- 34% of ad spend goes to yawn-inducing fatigued creative.
- CPA can boost by up to 18% with a refresh.
- Performance enhancement depends on:
- Quality of new/existing creative
- Fatigue level of the original ads
- Creative rotation strategy
- Rotate low-performing ads
- Ensuring new creative is F-F-FRESH and differentiated
- Creating different formats, messaging, and design
Creative Diversification = Higher Performance
- Creative Doppelgängers? The algorithm tosses ’em together like garbage.
- Visually loud-and-proud ads kick 32% more ass than lookalike snoozers.
Mix it up, and Meta’s system pairs the right ad with the right eyeballs. - Video + Static + Carousels = Engagement and ROAS that slap harder than a wet towel.
- Different Aspect Ratios (1:1, 4:5, 9:16) = Optimisation that sticks the landing every damn time.
- Messaging (brand vibes, deal hooks, fix-it content) = Covers ALL bases, no weak links.
Our Creative Testing Playbook
Get HUUUGE gains with data-driven creative and strategic media buying
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Creative Effectiveness Rules!
- 21% lower CPA when your creative quits slacking.
- 27% cheaper app installs when you stick to the damn playbook.
2.
Creative Testing Strategy
- A/B Testing: Pit two or more creatives in a cage match – winner takes all.
- Auction Selection: Let the platform roll the dice (LOL, good luck with that).
- Lift Tests: Clock the real punch of each creative, no bullsh*t.
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Best Practices
- Keep videos short (6-10 seconds) – no one’s got time for your director’s cut.
- Flash the brand in the first three seconds – don’t make ’em guess who’s paying.
- Use thumb-stopping visuals – grab ’em before they scroll past your ass.
- Blend slick product shots with creator grit – polish meets hustle.
- Build for sound-off survival, but juice it up when the volume’s on.
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Enhancing Creative Performance
- Dump all creative assets on the table. Spot the holes and the repeats.
Check the spread. Got static, video, UGC, and branded stuff, or nah.
- Ditch the tired sh*t – Stop blowing cash on limp ads.
- Toss in new spins and hooks. Gut-punching emotions vs. straight-up function.
- Milk organic gold – Real customer rants and creator content go a long way.
It all starts with 'Hello'
We’re the saboteurs of creative performance marketing.
We blast DTC brands into the stratosphere, by mixing storytelling with more guts than a slasher flick and data that’s more accurate than a laser-guided missile.
Our performance creative, acquisition, and strategies deliver a heavyweight KO that not only looks good but does good – championing purpose, making waves, and shattering the limits of innovation.
